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Sardine Lord

In these troubled days, the prudent householder demands a fish fit for a factol, yet priced for a clerk of the Hall of Records. Thus does SARDINE LORD rise above the common shoal: every branded tin proudly contains fish first netted upon the fabled Seventh Sea, promptly packed in Quasi-Elemental Salt brine to preserve their virtue.

From the Seventh Sea to Your Supper Table!

While certain ill‑tempered powers—most notably His Scaled Majesty, the Fish King of the Beastlands—have seen fit to vex SARDINE LORD with ongoing litigation over the precise pedigree of these most excellent creatures, our esteemed readers may rest assured that all SARDINE LORD branded products contain no more than five percent Lower Planar fish by volume. The remainder is an honest and wholesome medley of Seventh Sea catch and ethically sourced planar stock, selected to delight the tongue without unduly troubling the soul. SARDINE LORD acknowledges no admission of guilt, corruption, or fiendish influence in its products, and maintains that any incidental Lower Planar content is a natural consequence of conducting trade in the City of Doors.

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