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  Learned Scholar, you inquire of my wisdom concerning the Cant? I possess knowledge of several aspects of language on the Outer Planes for your perusal. Please select the topic with which you wish to be enlightened.  Voilà!'s
Dictionary of Planar Cant Firstly, I have recorded with me a recent revision of the tout Voilà!'s Dictionary of Planar Cant, a living record of the so-called "cant" that is spoken by the residents of Sigil, the City of Doors, and has spread like a mouth-borne plague across much of the Great Ring. You may learn the latest fashions in verbiage from "the Cage" so you won't "look like a clueless berk". Egad, how speaking such contrived mortal language is beneath my intelligence...I, who can translate from Ancient Baatzuvian to Modern Modronic without blinking... Secondly, I offer an essay concerning the Lower Planar Mephit Code, a bizarre language used by fiendish diplomats (if you can believe that such a thing exists) as well as mortal spell casters. In précis, mephits of various species are sent as messages, and each has a specific meaning. You may learn to interpret these living synonyms via my guidance. My Sincere Apologies Especially to the esteemed philosopher Rule-Of-Three. I appear to have forsaken his most precious axiom with my paltry knowledge in this subject area. It shall be remedied in due course, for it would not do to break a Multiversal constant so soon in the day. |
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