Murder on the Dancefloor
I renamed the song on YouTube as the modrons didn’t like the other ‘m’ word!
Top of the bill tonight at the Bucket of Blood bar, in Pazunia’s Broken Reach, the vrock dancer of ruin, your true tanar’ri and mine, it’s Lady Vargouille!
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Murder on the Dancefloor
(aka Vrock! Strike a Pose)
Strike a pose, it’s murderin’ time… vrock!
Look around, there’s a storm in the sky,
It’s everywhere that we go!
Tanar’ri princes, they’re never shy,
Causing pain is all that they know!
When your portal fails and you long to be
Somewhere safer than you are today.
I know a gate you can get away
It’s called Pazunia, now don’t you sneer!
Vrock, vrock, get ready to soar,
There’s a murder on the dance floor, demons want more!
Vrock, vock, feel the Abyss roar,
There’s a murder on the dance floor, blood starts to pour!
Hezrou, marilith
Nalfeshnee and bebilith
Fraz-Urb’luu, Lamashtu,
Mother of monsters, we hate you!
They’ve got slime, they’ve got rabies!
They’ll slay ya mum, they’ll eat ya babies!
It doesn’t matter if you’re tiefer or elf
With any outcome, it’s bad for yer health.
Vrock, vrock, get ready to dance,
There’s a murder on the dance floor, a vile advance!
Vrock, vrock, tanar’ri romance!
There’s a murder on the dance floor, don’t miss your chance!
Dretch, quasit, rutterkin
So many demons, dunno where to begin!
Kostchtchie, Baphomet,
Obox-ob and Malcanthet
Strike a pose like Demogorgon,
Two heads, one mind: endless fun!
Graz’zt, Lolth, Pazuzu
Socothbenoth, Yeenoghu.
Vrock, vrock, let your feathers fly,
Cos in the Abyss, the rules don’t apply!
Vrock, vrock, Abyssal war cry!
There’s a murder on the dance floor, tear up the sky!
Vrock, vrock, disco hecatomb!
Dance floor murder with the dance of doom!
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it,
The Abyss will put you through it.
Vrock!
