A Binding Agreement of Conjugal Affection (A Modron Love Song)
A heartwarming love song from Mechanus
Audible Glamer by Jon Winter-Holt. Idea inspired by Belle and Sebastian’s ‘Legal Man’.
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A Binding Agreement of Conjugal Affection
A Modron Love Song
Know all modrons by these present,
That we, the parties of the first and second part,
Hereby enter into the following bilateral agreement,
And by contractual union, bound heart to heart.
Whereas, you and I, of sound geometric form,
Two modrons aligned, by function and by norm,
Pursuant to Clause 3, Subsection B 4,
We hereby propose a union amore.
Oh, let us notarize our love, in triplicate and seal,
With signatures and witnesses, our passion codicil.
In the ledger of affection, we’ll inscribe each page,
An obligatio eternal, binding ‘till old age.
Be it known to all parties, by this present decree,
That your acute angles are most appealing to me,
I, the undersigned, do solemnly assert,
Your cog-like charms make my circuits divert.
Oh, let us notarize our love, in triplicate and seal,
With signatures and witnesses, our emotional zeal.
In the ledger of affection, we affirm consent,
Optimising happiness, to maximum extent.
Notwithstanding any prior agreements or terms,
We hereby annul all platonic concerns,
Pursuant to the doctrine of modular connection,
We establish forthwith our romantic intersection.
Oh, let us notarize our love, in triplicate and seal,
With signatures and witnesses, a contract most genteel,
In the ledger of affection, we the undersigned,
Love hereby recognized as mutually enshrined.
As subject to the conditions hereinbefore defined,
Via our circuitry synchronized, forever intertwined.
Now therefore, be it resolved, in perfect unity,
This affair hereby ratified, by modronic decree.
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