What's all this barmy stuff?
Want to find out what has been forgotten in the Styx?
Not enough barminess for you?
|Third Market of Narciss
April 16th, 1999
Now, you've probably heard of S.I.G.I.S right? And most likely the Bonebox Riddler, or
the Ladys Sharper Eye, or anybody else with two jinx to spare getting Grundlethum to print
up their paper with his automatic scribe. But truly told, those are all unreliable, and
whats more, truly define boring. So where does a barmy like me turn for his news? Why, the
Stuffed Slaadi of course, the only paper straight out of Xaos, the gatetown that is.
Written out whatever the residents decide to put it on, once even tattooing it on the back
of a bariaur, and on a precise time table of whenever they fill like putting out an issue.
Issue Zb6 of the Year
Somone got Ate by a Blue Slaad
Prime Explodes, yesterday at peak, after a brief
tour through somewhere overthere-downtown Xaos. A mage, he had just stepped through one of
Xaos's many majestic statue nostrils, when he was accosted by a Slaadi. Slight confused by
the giant frog asking "Sugar, have you bag do a of?", that he quickly tried to
cast a protection spell on himself. Unfortunately, he was trying to cast Protection
from Prime, and the impending confusion of how the spell was going to protect him
from himself, he exploded. Luckily, at this time some local Xaositects where having a
party, and the bits of prime floating down from the sky where taken as confetti.
- Xüller Z'bang
Xaos-i-ticks Invade Beds, A local resident got the
shock of his life, and it takes allot to shock a Xaos resident, as he found he really was
getting bitten by bed bugs. The xaos-i-ticks had crawled into his bed while it was a
woolen carpet for about 5 minutes. There terror shortly ended though after the bed turned
into a large carnivorous monster at crawled out the window. Reports of the xaos-i-ticks
and bed as they arrive.
- Xüller H'edge Oggis
Dear Slaadi, Are there gates in Xaos?
Surely. In and out and in and out of Xaos are gates that lead
around and around the insides and outsides of ins and out and in and out of Xaos. There's
a slaadi that sits on one. There's a slaadi that sits on three. Slaadi eat garden gates.
Flowers too. Flowers grow where slaadi go, my mum says. Gates lead round, yep. We have a
few, slaadi sit on them sometimes, but I said that.
- "1 after anti-peak" To'bug, Blue Slaad,
Weather - Slightly crispy with a
small chance of raising squid.
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